4 legs good 2 legs bad 14 legs imposible

hello i heve not blogged since nov. 18 so you had a break of reading my horible blog!!! but im sorry to say that that will not last i will blog more dosent that suck im sure you agree anyway i have a song

sung to the toon of silent night

late present night

first verse

silent night late presen night still not rapped a day away from the da-aay of christmas day and i-iiiiiiiiiii have nothing to shake ive got a sla-aaaker mo-ooooooom ive got a slacker mom

second verse

slacker mom lazy mom sheeeees not done not a one present under the tree for me the only ones for joey from me i am terrible boar-oard i-iiiiii am terible bored

therd verse

nothing to shake nothing to guess its no fun its so dumb might as well have gre-eeeeen christmas the-er is nothing thats fun

chapter 2 book 2

as he was being takin away by sucurity something in his mind clicked... waid a minuit that was his brainfreez it weemed like he was getting smarter but he actuwally is just as stupid as he always was but then he had an idea he yelled

THIS IS THE FBI YOU ARE SURROUNDED

that diddent work the sucurity peaple just said "be quiet" so he had a better idea oh my! is that guy on fire!? that dident work this time he got elbowed in the ribs than had a great idea he took a deep breath and began belting

im getting nuttin for cristmas wa wa wa wa mommy and daddy are mad im getting nuttin for christmas cause i aint been nuttin but bad

the sucurity pepole saired in awe he escaped!
good old horribe christmas charols he said
and ran down an ally there he saw some gangstas so he ran back out

what will happen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

no moooooon no milk

i will give you some good idvice

do not try to disign you own template on some websit i made a huge awesome teplate all of a sudden im like DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE IM DONE and than im like DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE how do i save it to my blogger account so than im like DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD i still cant find out how to save it so than im like DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD i give up

i will not have any story today due to brain condition of i dont feel like it

bye

fun in the sun... i mean fun in the sun thats coverd with clouds

its a bird its a plane its MOM good news everybody NEW TECK DECKS! it all started when me and joey where rambelling on about how all of are teck decks are broken when... MOM said HAVE NO FEAR SUPERMOMS HERE ran to the couberd and pulled out 2 brand new teck decks then we cheered and clapped but allshe said was >>im just you frendly naborhood supermom<<>


ROUND `EM UP

Chapter 1

firs billybob decided too trace his steps from where he had started
at seven eleven but before he started envestigating he got a slurpee it was then he noticed that he haddent consumed a drink or an eating thing (im not sure how to say that)for a long time he begane sucking and sucking and suddenly...
BRAIN FREEZE he screaned SHES GONNA BLOW BRAIN FREEZE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
and as you may have gessed he was taken away by sacuraty

happy birthday

happy birthday eric

thease are two poems me and joey wrote

roses are red
violets are blue your getting old...

BUT MY PARENTS ALREADY ARE
-micah-

some flowers are yellow and so is my pee
-joey-

Chapter 13
billybob knew one thing...
the chain reactoin studio was not the answer but what was
he thought and then he had it no one rilly died one kept triying to frame the other but billybob was trying to help so he was accidentely framed 3 times than when the peapole that everyone thought was dead went hiding because even though they diddent frame thir worst enimys they thought framing any random person was almost as good so billybob needed to find and show to the police that he was innocent
but he had to prove that he wasent the culperit

WHAT WILL HAPPEN???

find out in book 2
its called round 'em up

a spoonfull of shiger makes the medecin go down in the most delightful way

i was going to change JED WEEKLY but i couldent find out how to change it so HERES THE SPESHEL PEICE OF EDVICE


teach him sit stay lie down all that stuff first and get it over with THAN teach him/her the fun tricks later like jump and all that stuff


Chapter 12

he ran away as he was about to leave a guy dove and tacled him he fell down.....BABABAAAAAA
luckely he had his trusty forgeting machine and set it on extra strong and the guy looked around and said haha now i will report you to the police it was than that billybob relised that that it was his trusty remembering tool he had used however at this moment it didend seem vary trusty at the moment but than the guy begane bableing >>well it was september 6 in 1986 i was born he said on october 9 1989 that i could walk everybody was towering over me and saying can you walk now in some wierd voice to this day i am not sure why they talked to me in that voice he cept on bableing and babbling until billybob left



WHAT WILL HAPPEN?????????????????????????

its a super dedooper day my frend

Chapter 11

it was dark he could not see a thing he waited for his eyes to adjust than lights swiched on! he looked over and saw a hand on the lightswich oh wait... that was his hand suddenly his nosterals flaired his eyes started bulging what was happining???????????????????????????????????????
what could he do to stop this desease he yelled FOOD!!!!! he wasent quite sure why he saw the whole mystery out infront of him well at least the mystery of the flairing nosterals and the bulging eyes he saw food and onions on the table


sorry we interupt this program to announce that everything underlyend in red ts completely pointless and that i just wrote it to take up space


than he heard clapping than he looked down the hall and saw pepole playing chain reaction he had to get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



well we went to mall of america i got a new hat a trac jacket and some shoes

bye bye

54321 happy new year!

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!

it was awesome flashing lights guys getting hanged shandaliers falling yup they coverd pretty much everything
WHERE GOING TO MALL OF AMERICA TODAY oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im going to be gone for 3 days oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chealseas coming to oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
o well bye bye

CHAPTER 10

ITS TIME TO GUISS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

you will find out in three days

E.T phone home

this is one of my meny pictures that i drew quite intresting quite intresting indeed snyway in 2 days im going to MALL OF AMERICA
anyway





CHAPTER 9

he snuck into the chain reaction studio that night first he tried to axe down the door first he got the axe stuck in the door he tried to yank it out it wouldent budge than he had a briliant idea atleast it seemed briliant to him he grabed a saw and cut the axe than it occured to him...


how the heck do you axe a door open when the head of an axe is stuck in the door and your holding a stick of wood that was once part of an axe so he tried to kick open the door obviously he diddent have much practise because he kicked the door with his toe more than anithing the pain in his foot made him angry so he kicked it with the other foot so he was hobbiling around with tow brocken towes(or so it felt)
he was walking back two his car when he heard a CLUNK o please no he thought pleeeeeeeeeeese he looked behind him there was the door fallen over with half an axe in it awe man he said and hobbled into the building

doggy in the window?i do hope that doggys for sale

one musical one mask 2 tickets 6th row seets guss what it is



Chapter eight

it said chain reaction hmm he thought isent that a t.v show? then he had an idia but it was an awiful idea it was a briliant-aweful idea(apologies to dr.suess)he would STEAL CRISTMAS!!! just kidding he would sneak into the chain reaction studio!!!!

find out what happens some time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o and im goint to the phantom of the opera


DAAAAAAA DADADADADA DADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DADADADADAAAAAAAAA thats the theme song by the way

hello im jonney cash

chapter seven


suddenly he saw a slip of paper it said...

i hope a mistery solver finds this because i seem to be vary unlucky and i am being acused of crimes i diddent commit im about to go to jail so i must just say these two words

the paper was smuged but it looked like it said oink oink strange thought billybob he cept searching he found a pair of glasses, not ordinairy glasses they were more high-tech he looked through them at the paper there he saw...

SOMETHING


come back soon and find out what he saw
bye-bye

by the way jrd is getting smart he knows sit stay lie down jump garbige*where he picks stuff up and thow it in your mini dog garbige*)




*just kidding*

who wants to me a millionair

heeloo evorybody today i am happy i like rain




Chapter 6

he started investigating the next morning as he steped out of his appartment he triped over something IT WAS A BODY he heard police sirens weeee-ewwwwwwwwwww weeeeeeeee-ewwwwwwwwww he hear a megaphone THIS IS THE FBI YOU ARE SUROUNDED goodthing he had his trusty wall breaking kit so he smashed through the wall wonce he was out of the house he began looking...


TO BE CONTINUED..........

death by chocolat

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK! jed just barfed sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk o well


Chapter 5

it was. he ran through the building suddenly he hear a blink blink blink they seemed to get faster he fallowed the noise there it was A GRANADE he grabed his trusty explosion proof body suil BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it blew up he heard everybody yelling he got killed by the granade and they left finaly some pease and quied but firt who klled that guy this sounds like a mistery that only billybob can solve!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN???????

life is a highway i wanna ride it all night long

hello im at aunty lindas now back to the story



Chapter 4
he ran trough the door he diddent se any other door sraige he thought. he heard a voice it said THIS IS TH FBI YOU ARE SUROUNDED!the door smashed open he grabed his trusty knife and cut a hole through the wall there just happened to be no stairs so he grabed his trusty grapling hook and hooked the gutter and began to climb up he was almost up when the gutter snaped so he got his trusty parachute and floated safley to the ground there was a building infront of him but he wasent sure if it was safe so he grabed his his trusty x-ray vision glasses IS IT SAFE????? find out in a day or two or three or four of five or six or seven or eight or nine

dial ''o'' for operator

hello every body its almost cristmas(i like to plan early) so heres my christmas list the if you see a smily face than i rilly want it

the simpsons seasons 3,4,5,7,8 or 9 :-)

all american rejacts c ds perferably move along:-)

money money money money money money money money money money money :-)

shirts:-)

pants:-)



CHAPTER 3

billy bob dove into a car the engine wouldent start he was about to dive into anotherone but it blew up he finaly dove into the one that diddent have a windshild he drove off suddenly a bug flew in his face and he crashed he jumped out he climbed up the stairs to a fire exit just than some one ran out the fire exit triped and fell down all of the stair the pepole shouted HES MURDERED 2 PEPOLE NOW!!!!!!!!!

micah micah micah micah

heloooooooooooo every body we left off in suspense am i right?



CHAPTER 2

billybob was draging the body when he herd someone yell LOOK THE KILLER! GET HIM
he droped the body and dove for cover. he ran to a second hand car place hoping he would blend in with all the other pepole that where being riped off by the guys who where lying to thir customers, for instance he saw one guy asking the sails person why thir was no windshild the sailsman replyed well if thirs no winshild the cars windshild cant break suddenly he herd the pepole yelling THERE HE IS HES TRYING TO BLED IN WITH ALL THE PEPOLE BEING RIPED OFF!



O WELL CHECK BACH IN A LITTLE WHILE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
anyway jeds doing good are trip to pei was good yup everythings good byebye! solong senore adiose amogose and bye in a bunch of diferent lanuiges

the names bond james bond

hello i have nothing to right so instead i have decided to wright an ongoing story(spoof of mom and dads ian rankan book)

DR.bloody knife in the snow

CHAPTER 1

it was a cold gloomy day. billybob walked along the street to the nearest 7-11. as he was about to enter a flustered man bustled out. billybob thought he saw something in his hand all of a sudden he heard a scream pierce the air. he ran at where the sound had come from, but he could see nothing in the fog he ran and ran all of a sudden he saw a body lying on the ground...

TO BE CONTINUED...

once opon a time

where still at pei its the day after last posti just got a new book called the thif and the beinstock its about these guys that rob jack from jack and the beinstock but they need to find someone little to crawl up the vines to the only windo thats open wich happens to be a guy that... nevermind you need to read it yes i know it soundes cheezy but it isent rily actuwaly vary cheezy we wached the ringer yesterday wich is not a horrer dont worry i also wached indiana jones raiders of the lost ark wich as kind of good at the end everybodys face starts melting off wich you problbly all know bye now i have to go

1-1=100...wait a minit!

well now where at oma and opas house nothing now rily they have dile up so it took me a while...well at least a while for a man of my attenshon span that is that remindes me have you herd that joak where 2 guys are talking than one guy says man my dad started yelling at me about my attenshon span this morning than the other guy says wow! how long? than the other guy says im not sure i got bord and walked away anyway did i say we went deap sea fishing last post? i caught 10 fish but sinse im not vary good at caching big fish i needed to throw back 5 or 6 o well i need to let pepole talk on the phone now

frenkinstin

hello im at pei right now and mom found a spot with a computer anyway so far im at my famly reunion and its fun so far by the way i have all 5 zits comics books now i bougt another one for the trip well im going to go to tys for 3 days its not as long as last time but im sure it will be fun o i also bought canadian monopoly today evin thoug it was $30 and i only have $40
now i only have like $10 oh well theres only one computer working so im going to let mom have a turn now bye

the bouwers

this is a post to the bouwers since aunt glenda said she was going to see my blog right when she got home so thats why im posting anyway we had a rily fun time we staed up late watching movies one night and we went to cefe emilio anoter night and went to the cabin and everything we evin stayed the night but i couldent fall asleep we evin played monopoly the werdest thing is joey plad wich we all know is a rare as being struck by lightnin i know this post is nothing new for the bouwers but i cant think of anything eles bye