sung to the toon of silent night
late present night
first verse
silent night late presen night still not rapped a day away from the da-aay of christmas day and i-iiiiiiiiiii have nothing to shake ive got a sla-aaaker mo-ooooooom ive got a slacker mom
second verse
slacker mom lazy mom sheeeees not done not a one present under the tree for me the only ones for joey from me i am terrible boar-oard i-iiiiii am terible bored
therd verse
nothing to shake nothing to guess its no fun its so dumb might as well have gre-eeeeen christmas the-er is nothing thats fun
chapter 2 book 2
as he was being takin away by sucurity something in his mind clicked... waid a minuit that was his brainfreez it weemed like he was getting smarter but he actuwally is just as stupid as he always was but then he had an idea he yelled
THIS IS THE FBI YOU ARE SURROUNDED
that diddent work the sucurity peaple just said "be quiet" so he had a better idea oh my! is that guy on fire!? that dident work this time he got elbowed in the ribs than had a great idea he took a deep breath and began beltingim getting nuttin for cristmas wa wa wa wa mommy and daddy are mad im getting nuttin for christmas cause i aint been nuttin but bad
the sucurity pepole saired in awe he escaped!
good old horribe christmas charols he said
and ran down an ally there he saw some gangstas so he ran back out
what will happen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
