Saturday, December 23, 2006

4 legs good 2 legs bad 14 legs imposible

hello i heve not blogged since nov. 18 so you had a break of reading my horible blog!!! but im sorry to say that that will not last i will blog more dosent that suck im sure you agree anyway i have a song

sung to the toon of silent night

late present night

first verse

silent night late presen night still not rapped a day away from the da-aay of christmas day and i-iiiiiiiiiii have nothing to shake ive got a sla-aaaker mo-ooooooom ive got a slacker mom

second verse

slacker mom lazy mom sheeeees not done not a one present under the tree for me the only ones for joey from me i am terrible boar-oard i-iiiiii am terible bored

therd verse

nothing to shake nothing to guess its no fun its so dumb might as well have gre-eeeeen christmas the-er is nothing thats fun

chapter 2 book 2

as he was being takin away by sucurity something in his mind clicked... waid a minuit that was his brainfreez it weemed like he was getting smarter but he actuwally is just as stupid as he always was but then he had an idea he yelled

THIS IS THE FBI YOU ARE SURROUNDED

that diddent work the sucurity peaple just said "be quiet" so he had a better idea oh my! is that guy on fire!? that dident work this time he got elbowed in the ribs than had a great idea he took a deep breath and began belting

im getting nuttin for cristmas wa wa wa wa mommy and daddy are mad im getting nuttin for christmas cause i aint been nuttin but bad

the sucurity pepole saired in awe he escaped!
good old horribe christmas charols he said
and ran down an ally there he saw some gangstas so he ran back out

what will happen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

4 comments:

Linda said...

Your mom may be a slacker in the Christmas present wrapping department but I seem to recall that she was a SUPERMOM only a few short weeks ago.

By the way, your present is wrapped and under our Christmas tree now. Too bad you went home!

mmichele said...

ah hah and all your presents are wrapped here as well!!

Linda said...

Maybe you should put Billybob out of his misery and either kill him off or send him to prison.

Anonymous said...

I love reading about Billybob. Could you also write a novel about the ghost who lives in your house and how the ghost got there? I'm really interested in that one.